Granny Trolley on Wheels: the most glamorous vehicle at the market with a tiny tiny carbon tippy-toe print
Forget the Bentleys and the Aston Martins – they are beyond tacky without a chauffeur anyway. The coolest vehicle on the road for the girl going places is a bespoke granny trolley. Best of all, you can drive them under the influence without incurring a fine and they leave the tinniest tiniest carbon tippy toe print and give your legs a workout without enduring the brutality of a tread mill.
Yours will be patent black leather or vinyl, ostrich, snake, faux fur, vintage fur or a print floral fabric. Whether you go decide to reinvent your family tartan go fabulously floral in Kath Kidston, just ensure your granny trolley does your matriarchal lineage proud.